Beach Girl's

I LOVE this place! It‘s somewhere I can go where I know there will always be beautiful, talented women to watch and talk to. The staff is professional and keeps everything going smooth. The girls are all very real and each has her own certain something. Roxie has a very genuine intensity-- smokin hot, great eyes. Piper is amazing to watch, and gorgeous head to toe! If you‘re looking for plastic bimbos with huge fake tits, this isn‘t your place.

Interesting place. Seems to be fun and they have a number of pool tables. Place can be a hit or miss and some of the other customers there are a little shady, but that is more than likely the norm for these types of establishments.

SOO PISSED! SCREW THIS POOR ESTABLISHMENT! I GOT ROBBED BY A STRIPPER SHE TOOK MY MONEY, PHONE, ID!! I eventually got my phone back from a bouncer then later a stripper came to me with my I.d. I later then was dancing w/ my friend and rudely the bouncer told me to sit the f*ck down and shut up cause im obviously intoxicated and he will call the cops!! I was appalled how rude he was.. they even told me to leave in the parking lot cause our subs were too loud!! >=| the women there are nasty flat chested and not worth a dollar.. everytime I went to the bathroom one came up to my bf and stuck her tits in his face I was pissed she was obviously out to get him it was so absurd and discusting!

Anyone that enjoys this place has never been to a real strip club. No hot chicks... all garbage. The management is the worst out of any club I have ever been to and Ive been to a lot.

Beach Girls is AVERAGE. Maybe, below average.
Like the Lumberyard, most of the girls are fairly flat chested. If they aren‘t flat chested, they have no ass, are extremely skinny, or have the midwest pooch (a little gut), or a variation of the aforementioned attributes. The music was the best thing about the place. And even that wasn‘t that great.
The only thing in favor of this place was the pool tables. Sundays are no longer free for male customers, and they need something like no cover to get me and my buddies back in there. I‘m sure the place will continue to be filled with old, lonely men (that like to softly brush the hair from a young stripper‘s face), boyfriends, and girls that like to be in strip clubs b/c they think it‘s cool.
Beach Girls is definitely better than Big Earl‘s, and is a toss up when it comes to Lumberyard. The girls at this establishment have better faces.

If you have to grab rib meat to push up when you‘re "giggling" your boobs....maybe it‘s time to look into another profession...." just sayin.....

not a bad place. a lot of fun. the place has pool tables which is a plus. I don‘t think any of the other places in DM have pool tables. plus free cover sundays!!!

This is one of the best clubs I have ever been to. The girls were really nice and willing to do whatever I wanted. I didn‘t have to put down too much for them to be willing to please me. It was very clean, very classy, and the girls were very cute. When I go to Des Moines again, I will go back for sure. Excellent job.

Not sure why the bad reviews on this place from others. I‘m guessing that maybe they are upset because someone said no? :) There are some very nice girls here and the ambiance is nice.
I consider this one of the better dancer places in the area. If you are drunk, have a really crappy attitude, or are a twit in general, then yes you may be ignored or if you are a possible threat thrown out for obviously good reason. Don‘t be a total twit here and you will probably enjoy yourself.

i use to work there. it is a great place. people might put the girls down and say that we re pmsin but in reality everyone has a bad day everyone is intititled to have one. the girls there are very nice and welcoming.

Now keep in mind, I have gone to several strip clubs around the United States.

Never, I repeat, never have I been ripped off like this place.

The girl asks me if I would like a lap dance. I say sure.

She takes me in back and proceeds to chat my head off. "Do you like sports?, blah, blah". I finally say, "Let‘s start this dance" to which she replies, "Honey, we are already on our 4th song". What?

No touching, nothing.

Said I owed her 175 bucks. $35 per song, $25 to get into the VIP area.

Total RIPOFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Avoid at all costs.

Peace

I took my girl to this place and left within 10 minutes. Not at any point did she feel comfortable or safe. We have been to clubs together before, and this was by far the worst experience we‘ve ever had.

i had a great night the first time i was there. the second night i was there they must have had pms night. the strippers were being aweful and one chocked me cuz i wanted something for the 3$ tip i gave her. than i got kicked out because she chocked me. aweful place. will never ever be back.

Great place if you wanna see some skinny trashy looking anorexic whores who make money showing their vag to mexican laborors and fat old losers.

I think the no smoking rule has effected this place after every set everyone runs outside to smoke being a non-smoker i didn‘t feel like sitting inside all alone so i stepped out with my friends all the or most of the girls are out on the patio smoking which I found hillarious you can chat with them which is nice somehow my friend ended up taking a heel to the face almost in his eye we all had a good laugh about it outside including the girl who kicked his face I haven‘t been for awhile but would go back its close to where i live and i can drive gravel the whole way that is really my only reason to come here not because of the girls(there gorgeous especially the black ones) and the staff are very friendly but there is always a drunken douche bag hillbilly eager to pick a fight

Smoky hot chicks with perfect curves. Fully nude, active and not having more than a single tattoo. Clean shaven and good personal attention. Would go again for a lap dance.

Love the beach!!! It‘s a great place to relax and have a good time. The girls are great!

The club is nice on the inside. They have the nice smoking patio by far. I alsp met this really sweet girl name Dena. She is wonderful. she works almost everyday. She is worth the Vip dance. She hott and personalable will go back. Go and ask for her and find out why she‘s the best and the nice club in town

Good lighting. The girls are average and not pushy. would go again. Military with a valid ID gets in FREE!!

This place is the perfect spot if you like your girls to actually seem like girls. Also the music is way better than the clubs. You won‘t hear country, and will rarely hear rap.

Way too loud - way too smoky - dancers were average looking. Pretty aggressive at hustling dances - one was very peeved when I said no. Way too many tattoos - made otherwise attractive girls look skanky. Will not waste my time there again.

I have been to every club that I could get into as a ‘minor‘ and this is by far the best. This club is small enough to get all the attention that you want but big enough to have a party in. Most of the girls are the among the sexiest I‘ve seen and you will not be disappointed.

Just spent a week in the Des Moines area and visited 4 clubs. Beach Girls was the best by far, at least the girls had nice personalities, the other three were full of over weight bitches.

Its a great place to have a great time. The venue is small enough to have a private atmosphere but yet big enough to have an awesome part. The house service is wonderful. The only down fall is it‘s a little tricky to find it if you have never been there.

I went in on a Monday night. Slow and the girls seemed to be more interested in getting more money than show me a good time to earn the money.

After our visit to the Minx, hubby and I headed to this club - WOWSA - entirely different atmosphere! The club is clean, the majority of the girls are HOT! The overall atmosphere is louder - but much more fun, I mean really fun! The girls were sultry and sexy and teasingly delicious. The girls treated my husband well and me . . . .well, even better - I received lots of enjoyable attention! They were hot and naughty, without being trashy . . . knew how to work it!!! Oh - the music was really great - brought the whole experience together and rocked our world for a few hours. If you are out for FUN, this is the club of choice in the area!!

had a good time the ladys were awsum

Is now compleet FULL NUDE and BYOB! It is fucking wonderful for upperclass. Not so trashy as Lumber Yard or Big Earls. FUCKING SWEET PLACE

this place is now full nude!

Hands down the best place me and my 6 buddies visited during our stay from MN. Savanna was incredible...DO NOT MISS a private dance from her. She is the total package. She works M, W, Friday. One of the best lap dances I‘ve ever had. Santana, visiting from KC, was exceptional also. She has beautiful eyes and a sweet a$$ that will talk you out of all your cash. The feature was so-so...to bubbly. I like the slow sultry dancers and most to all the girls are just that. They give your junk a good rubbin‘ during the private dances also. Most to all the girls were far superior in looks over the Lumberyard (will never go again) and the Minx. BYOB and all nude worked for us MN boys too!

quality has plummeted since the ‘yard opened up.....but still better than earl‘s